She's a professional pie-hole player.
Are you allowed to put your hand down there?
There's only one score in this game, and that's in the pie-hole.
Action Shot!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Juan Jyu Memorial Pie Hole Table
Some memorable quotes heard round the table...
She's a professional pie-hole player.
Are you allowed to put your hand down there?
There's only one score in this game, and that's in the pie-hole.
Action Shot!
She's a professional pie-hole player.
Are you allowed to put your hand down there?
There's only one score in this game, and that's in the pie-hole.
Action Shot!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
GP Beeekaaaay
Our department is seriously addicted to tossing around the response "Good Point Becky" ... today especially so.
Prime Example:
Me: It's lunchtime. We should eat something.
Paula: Good Point BEEECKAAAAY!
(In the last month or so we've somehow decided that it's ten times funnier to butcher the name Becky. Enunciate it with a strong emphasis on the second syllable, sorta like a chicken with a combination of Tourrettes and Fetal Achol Syndrome - yes Alchol).
Here's the commercial from where it orignated from: http://www.sallywalen.com/.
Click on Television and then the Georgia Natural Gas tag (image with the guy in the blue costume) and listen closely for the inspirational line about an excellent point being made by some blonde chic named Becky.
Prime Example:
Me: It's lunchtime. We should eat something.
Paula: Good Point BEEECKAAAAY!
(In the last month or so we've somehow decided that it's ten times funnier to butcher the name Becky. Enunciate it with a strong emphasis on the second syllable, sorta like a chicken with a combination of Tourrettes and Fetal Achol Syndrome - yes Alchol).
Here's the commercial from where it orignated from: http://www.sallywalen.com/.
Click on Television and then the Georgia Natural Gas tag (image with the guy in the blue costume) and listen closely for the inspirational line about an excellent point being made by some blonde chic named Becky.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Big Ass Pinata
This morning's email thread:
Amy: It's close to Costco time. Any suggestions? PS. Jen, i don't think Costco carries giant ass pinatas.
Colby: That's too bad. I love ass pinatas. Can you see if they have small or medium ones?
Jen: Well, they do have them in brown or light pink...
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ny/hot-or-not/hot-or-not-big-ass-pinatas-051888
Me: Only ten bucks! Do I smell a theme for our next impromptu happy hour?
Paula: No, that's just the men's restroom.
Jen: Ass candy? Is that the theme?
Me: I guess we could put...tootsie rolls in there?
Jen: Ci, ci
The moral of this thread: If you imagine something crazy, say a pinata shaped like an ass, TOO LATE! Someone out there is already making a huge profit from sales on the internets.
Amy: It's close to Costco time. Any suggestions? PS. Jen, i don't think Costco carries giant ass pinatas.
Colby: That's too bad. I love ass pinatas. Can you see if they have small or medium ones?
Jen: Well, they do have them in brown or light pink...
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ny/hot-or-not/hot-or-not-big-ass-pinatas-051888
Me: Only ten bucks! Do I smell a theme for our next impromptu happy hour?
Paula: No, that's just the men's restroom.
Jen: Ass candy? Is that the theme?
Me: I guess we could put...tootsie rolls in there?
Jen: Ci, ci
The moral of this thread: If you imagine something crazy, say a pinata shaped like an ass, TOO LATE! Someone out there is already making a huge profit from sales on the internets.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Recent Claims to Fame
1. That time when Antonio divulged that he dated a B-list TV/movie actress. He still won't tell us the details of their courtship.
2. That time when 12 year old pop sensations performed in offline and we felt intrigued but mostly awkward. And a week later Colby was found humming near the printer...
I'm the one that you want, the one you can't have
The girl that you call that doesn't ever call back
Just look at me
I've got everything
But then I woke up
3. That time when Gwynneth told us she was going to dwarf races and we envisioned little people running around a track. This one is a stretch...but it was a public event where qausi-famous racing celebrities could have been in the vicinity.
LOOK! Tiny little people cars in the distance (and if you squint, the guy in white could be Steven Spielberg).
4. That time that RJ said he met Lavar Burton. He didn't even know his name! BTW when I was younger I used to wear a headband over my eyes and pretend I was Jordy LaForge.
2. That time when 12 year old pop sensations performed in offline and we felt intrigued but mostly awkward. And a week later Colby was found humming near the printer...
I'm the one that you want, the one you can't have
The girl that you call that doesn't ever call back
Just look at me
I've got everything
But then I woke up
3. That time when Gwynneth told us she was going to dwarf races and we envisioned little people running around a track. This one is a stretch...but it was a public event where qausi-famous racing celebrities could have been in the vicinity.
LOOK! Tiny little people cars in the distance (and if you squint, the guy in white could be Steven Spielberg).
4. That time that RJ said he met Lavar Burton. He didn't even know his name! BTW when I was younger I used to wear a headband over my eyes and pretend I was Jordy LaForge.
Monday, June 9, 2008
This week on Drunken Project Manager...
Newsworthy today:
#1 Jane's fake blog is not a farce! It is real!
#2 Nail clippings were found on Yuan Ju's seat. We are thoroughly disturbed and have sent them over to the "lab" (peter's office). DNA results pending...
Click on image for larger view IF YOU WANT TO VOMIT in your mouth a little.
#1 Jane's fake blog is not a farce! It is real!
#2 Nail clippings were found on Yuan Ju's seat. We are thoroughly disturbed and have sent them over to the "lab" (peter's office). DNA results pending...
Click on image for larger view IF YOU WANT TO VOMIT in your mouth a little.
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