Amy: It's close to Costco time. Any suggestions? PS. Jen, i don't think Costco carries giant ass pinatas.
Colby: That's too bad. I love ass pinatas. Can you see if they have small or medium ones?
Jen: Well, they do have them in brown or light pink...
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ny/hot-or-not/hot-or-not-big-ass-pinatas-051888
Me: Only ten bucks! Do I smell a theme for our next impromptu happy hour?
Paula: No, that's just the men's restroom.
Jen: Ass candy? Is that the theme?
Me: I guess we could put...tootsie rolls in there?
Jen: Ci, ci
The moral of this thread: If you imagine something crazy, say a pinata shaped like an ass, TOO LATE! Someone out there is already making a huge profit from sales on the internets.
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